so, normally I hate doing wedding invitations.
HATE.
but I was doing some this morning, simple, easy invitations...but they are for this adorable little couple that look to be about in their 60s....SO CUTE!
in other happy news; I bought my plane ticket to go to AC this weekend!! I'm so excited!! *bounces around* I can't wait for July now!!
Next step is to get registered...but I think i have to wait until next paycheck. Hopefully the price doesn't go up in the meantime >.>
Oh...and today marks the start of Mandy-palooza...just so y'all know - LOL
the lineup includes:
Buckcherry, Santana, Audioslave, Bon Jovi, Fucking Kid Rock, James Marsters and possibly Aerosmith if Joe can get Steven to agree
*snerk*
Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire
Jun 1, 2009
May 8, 2009
25 Bits
In this 'survey' list 25 pieces of advice you would give someone based on your life experiences.
1.in the middle of a massive hurricane; wind blowing, raining sideways; once you have waded though neck deep water, and think it's safe to strip off your sopping wet clothes to put on something dryer - there WILL be a crazy redneck that will drive up in the middle of that and ask what you're doing out in the storm
2. tetris will prepare you for life....if you move a lot.
3. really listen to the words...they are trying to tell you something...even if it doesn't make sense.
4. your friends have first dibs on giving you shit and poking fun at you...it's better coming from love than from somewhere else.
5. the right statement, action, song, or pair of shoes can make me feel better!
6. hasbro uses too much glue when hairing ponies and attaching heads. this is unnecessary, and sometimes requires drastic measures, chemicals, and lots of swearing to remedy.
7. laughing at yourself is good. it makes you less self conscious.
8. you can't help who you love, you just have to hope that maybe, they love you back.
9. distance does not buffer, it just makes you miss more
10. if you start to run low on underwear after not doing laundry for 3 weeks, Victoria Secrets always has 5 pair for $25. Of course, you still need to do laundry, but next time you won't start to run low for 4 weeks!
11. write it down!
12. please remember that your big girl panties do NOT go on your head. I know it seems like fun, but it makes the rest of us want to punch you in the throat.
besides...wearing them on your head is how you end up with sand in your vagina.
13. When in the presence of those who seems to hate things which you love; it's much simpler to keep silent and vent later to your friends who TOTALLY GET IT! than to try and reason with asshattery.
14. angry drunks make me a sad panda.
15. poke the bear the first time, fine. poke the bear a second time, grrr...fine. poke the bear a third time, you might loose a finger.
16. trust is something that must be earned. the second time around takes soooo much longer.
17. when painting something detailed the size of a quarter, spit works better than water.
18. don't get too attached. you will anyway.
19. it takes years of practice to know yourself so well that you can get up and calmly walk to the bathroom when you need to throw up. it takes about 8 large vodka cranberries and a quick rolling motion to throw all that training right out the window.
20. clutter does NOT equal mess. it can still be very neat and organized, so bite me. <3
21. remember to charge your phone.
22. persistence, stubbornness, and pigheadedness can pay off...but often don't...doesn't mean don't do it.
23. be happy with yourself. change is gradual.
24. even an animal who someone has given up on, can be brought back from near death by an amazing vet and live for several more years as a 'miracle child' - him and his golf ball size tumor making appearances at events, spreading awareness. RESEARCH the animal and its care BEFORE you get it, have an emergency vet fund - and if your ferret starts to loose all its hair TAKE IT TO THE BLOODY VET, YOU JACKASS!
25. even if you get nothing in return, it's usually worth it...even tho it usually doesn't feel that way at the time.
Smooth - Carlos Santana ft Rob Thomas
1.in the middle of a massive hurricane; wind blowing, raining sideways; once you have waded though neck deep water, and think it's safe to strip off your sopping wet clothes to put on something dryer - there WILL be a crazy redneck that will drive up in the middle of that and ask what you're doing out in the storm
2. tetris will prepare you for life....if you move a lot.
3. really listen to the words...they are trying to tell you something...even if it doesn't make sense.
4. your friends have first dibs on giving you shit and poking fun at you...it's better coming from love than from somewhere else.
5. the right statement, action, song, or pair of shoes can make me feel better!
6. hasbro uses too much glue when hairing ponies and attaching heads. this is unnecessary, and sometimes requires drastic measures, chemicals, and lots of swearing to remedy.
7. laughing at yourself is good. it makes you less self conscious.
8. you can't help who you love, you just have to hope that maybe, they love you back.
9. distance does not buffer, it just makes you miss more
10. if you start to run low on underwear after not doing laundry for 3 weeks, Victoria Secrets always has 5 pair for $25. Of course, you still need to do laundry, but next time you won't start to run low for 4 weeks!
11. write it down!
12. please remember that your big girl panties do NOT go on your head. I know it seems like fun, but it makes the rest of us want to punch you in the throat.
besides...wearing them on your head is how you end up with sand in your vagina.
13. When in the presence of those who seems to hate things which you love; it's much simpler to keep silent and vent later to your friends who TOTALLY GET IT! than to try and reason with asshattery.
14. angry drunks make me a sad panda.
15. poke the bear the first time, fine. poke the bear a second time, grrr...fine. poke the bear a third time, you might loose a finger.
16. trust is something that must be earned. the second time around takes soooo much longer.
17. when painting something detailed the size of a quarter, spit works better than water.
18. don't get too attached. you will anyway.
19. it takes years of practice to know yourself so well that you can get up and calmly walk to the bathroom when you need to throw up. it takes about 8 large vodka cranberries and a quick rolling motion to throw all that training right out the window.
20. clutter does NOT equal mess. it can still be very neat and organized, so bite me. <3
21. remember to charge your phone.
22. persistence, stubbornness, and pigheadedness can pay off...but often don't...doesn't mean don't do it.
23. be happy with yourself. change is gradual.
24. even an animal who someone has given up on, can be brought back from near death by an amazing vet and live for several more years as a 'miracle child' - him and his golf ball size tumor making appearances at events, spreading awareness. RESEARCH the animal and its care BEFORE you get it, have an emergency vet fund - and if your ferret starts to loose all its hair TAKE IT TO THE BLOODY VET, YOU JACKASS!
25. even if you get nothing in return, it's usually worth it...even tho it usually doesn't feel that way at the time.
Smooth - Carlos Santana ft Rob Thomas
Apr 16, 2009
GAH! My EYE!
okay -- thought it was allergies.
but my Dr thinks its an infection.
and the antibiotics are supposed to clear it up; but they offer no relief.
Can I claw my eyes out now? please? kthaxbai.
at least the week is almost over and I can sulk inside till Sunday -- then YAY! Mandy comes to see me. Maybe by then this shit will have gone away.
Buckcherry - Slit My Wrist
but my Dr thinks its an infection.
and the antibiotics are supposed to clear it up; but they offer no relief.
Can I claw my eyes out now? please? kthaxbai.
at least the week is almost over and I can sulk inside till Sunday -- then YAY! Mandy comes to see me. Maybe by then this shit will have gone away.
Buckcherry - Slit My Wrist
Apr 14, 2009
say WHAT!??
okay.
kids, this here is a PRIME example of why we watermark.
Cause when cruising the interwebz, people see your pretty works, and say "ooo i like"
If they want to use it in some sort of publication, or article, or blog, they don't need to ASK...pffftt, screw that!? What are the odds you will EVER find out?!
mhmm.
so remember kids. watermark your work.
http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/04/breaking-dawn-will-the-4th-twilight-book-be-a-movie/#disqus_thread
and incidentally - what the hell does my pony have to do with the article?!
EDIT : HEY, I did get credit -- way at the bottom there is a link.....hmmm....but STILL....
Aerosmith - Ain't That A Bitch
kids, this here is a PRIME example of why we watermark.
Cause when cruising the interwebz, people see your pretty works, and say "ooo i like"
If they want to use it in some sort of publication, or article, or blog, they don't need to ASK...pffftt, screw that!? What are the odds you will EVER find out?!
mhmm.
so remember kids. watermark your work.
http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/04/breaking-dawn-will-the-4th-twilight-book-be-a-movie/#disqus_thread
and incidentally - what the hell does my pony have to do with the article?!
EDIT : HEY, I did get credit -- way at the bottom there is a link.....hmmm....but STILL....
Aerosmith - Ain't That A Bitch
Mar 31, 2009
cause I have to post both place for heather
Dear You,
You really are amazing. I haven't ever had a friend quite like you...we've laugh, we've cried, we've bitched, we've done random thing that make people wonder if we are a little mental....You've been an influence on me, personally I think all good....my bank account may disagree, but it's an asshat. Thanks for being marvelous.
*burps the alphabet*
Love you better than kin,
Jaspirin
Dear You,
You make the day fun. Keep doing that.
I miss you when you're gone. You entertain me with your talent and your humor...and this pleases me *evil grin*
love you much,
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Dear You,
Welcome to the crazy house...glad you're here...let me show you where you'll be sleeping.....
You're definitely one of a kind; and I seem to find that amazing. I'm still bemused by serendipity, but who am I to argue.
*hugs and kisses*
the innocent one
Dear You,
Still holding on to this scrap of hope....but you are failing at re-construction, and that makes me a little sad.
mournful,
bama
Dear You,
The love is still there; it just changed paths along the way. I just don't think I can go back again.
sad but love you,
dook dook
Dear You,
You make me crazy. Why is that?
Confused,
the one with the migraine
Can't Take It - The All-American Rejects
You really are amazing. I haven't ever had a friend quite like you...we've laugh, we've cried, we've bitched, we've done random thing that make people wonder if we are a little mental....You've been an influence on me, personally I think all good....my bank account may disagree, but it's an asshat. Thanks for being marvelous.
*burps the alphabet*
Love you better than kin,
Jaspirin
Dear You,
You make the day fun. Keep doing that.
I miss you when you're gone. You entertain me with your talent and your humor...and this pleases me *evil grin*
love you much,
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Dear You,
Welcome to the crazy house...glad you're here...let me show you where you'll be sleeping.....
You're definitely one of a kind; and I seem to find that amazing. I'm still bemused by serendipity, but who am I to argue.
*hugs and kisses*
the innocent one
Dear You,
Still holding on to this scrap of hope....but you are failing at re-construction, and that makes me a little sad.
mournful,
bama
Dear You,
The love is still there; it just changed paths along the way. I just don't think I can go back again.
sad but love you,
dook dook
Dear You,
You make me crazy. Why is that?
Confused,
the one with the migraine
Can't Take It - The All-American Rejects
Mar 12, 2009
Oh Carlie
yush....new girl!
She was the February release...split with Mandy, cause I didn't care for her stock (except the shoes...omg, love the shoes!)
I call her Carlie....it was instantly her name.
In the prototype her hair looked redder...but its almost amethyst -- LOVE
just had to share her ^_^
Something In Your Mouth - Nickelback
She was the February release...split with Mandy, cause I didn't care for her stock (except the shoes...omg, love the shoes!)
I call her Carlie....it was instantly her name.
In the prototype her hair looked redder...but its almost amethyst -- LOVE
just had to share her ^_^Something In Your Mouth - Nickelback
Mar 3, 2009
having a 'Wardo moment'
*sigh* i hate to do this, but it really bugging me....and no one reads these things anyway, right?! *looks around* (and damnit....i have to c/p to both places cause heather said so :P )
yes..this is coming from somewhere. An AMAZING artist posted a custom today, pulled from the same inspiration as one I have previously done, and it completely puts mine to shame....I should just walk away....*pulls out the hats and cake for her pitty party*
yes, she mentioned mine....but I really can't find myself believing that she pulled any sort of inspiration from my work...mostly because we were doing work based on the same inspiration.
I fall into that 'been around forever and still don't inspire anyone' category....
see..whenever there is a "who inspires you" or a "your favorite customs" no one ever thinks of me....if they do its because they are my friend and its usually as an afterthought....no matter how hard I try, I can't seem to achieve any sort of recognition....so it makes me think that maybe Im not trying hard enough, or im doing something wrong.....or maybe I just suck that hard. I have been trying to improve. work out my details better. use a finer brush/brush strokes. smoother sculpting. take better photos.
and I usually don't say anything i just swallow it and move on...cause I don't want to be a that person....
I don't want to be whining that no one likes my crap
but ;.;....ugh I want so bad to be good.
*sigh* what's the old saying? you can't polish a turd? so I guess I should just stick to mediocre and be damn happy about it..... I mean..i could be worse...and I thought I had been improving over the years....but like I say, I suppose I am just not that memorable *laughs*
yeah, I know Emmett.... I'll stop being a vag now....reverting back to my usual Jazz state...cast the Wardo demon out *rolls eyes*
The Dresden Dolls - Coin Operated Boy
yes..this is coming from somewhere. An AMAZING artist posted a custom today, pulled from the same inspiration as one I have previously done, and it completely puts mine to shame....I should just walk away....*pulls out the hats and cake for her pitty party*
yes, she mentioned mine....but I really can't find myself believing that she pulled any sort of inspiration from my work...mostly because we were doing work based on the same inspiration.
I fall into that 'been around forever and still don't inspire anyone' category....
see..whenever there is a "who inspires you" or a "your favorite customs" no one ever thinks of me....if they do its because they are my friend and its usually as an afterthought....no matter how hard I try, I can't seem to achieve any sort of recognition....so it makes me think that maybe Im not trying hard enough, or im doing something wrong.....or maybe I just suck that hard. I have been trying to improve. work out my details better. use a finer brush/brush strokes. smoother sculpting. take better photos.
and I usually don't say anything i just swallow it and move on...cause I don't want to be a that person....
I don't want to be whining that no one likes my crap
but ;.;....ugh I want so bad to be good.
*sigh* what's the old saying? you can't polish a turd? so I guess I should just stick to mediocre and be damn happy about it..... I mean..i could be worse...and I thought I had been improving over the years....but like I say, I suppose I am just not that memorable *laughs*
yeah, I know Emmett.... I'll stop being a vag now....reverting back to my usual Jazz state...cast the Wardo demon out *rolls eyes*
The Dresden Dolls - Coin Operated Boy
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